Monday, May 23, 2011

Look Who Just Got a Degree in History

Pittsburgh Steeler safety Troy Polamalu just graduated USC with a degree in history of all things. So can I now use this as proof that earning even a B.A. in history plays a productive role on the path to becoming a millionaire? Obviously Polamalu's unique blend of speed and linebacker strength must now be retroactively credited to his mean skills at deconstructing historical texts and not just his hair. Considering all the bone headed idiots, like Rashard Mendenhall  and Ben Roethlisberger, the Steelers seem to employ its nice to know that someone on the Steelers has a brain.  

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

and like the majority of history majors, he will be contributing nothing to society...and like most history majors, his degree won't help him with his job at all